how I know your kids are easier to raise than my dog

My dog Alabama is just as much of a commitment as your child and whoever said dog rearing is practice for child raising definitely never met her. The reason I can say with such conviction that being Bama’s owner is no easier of a job than being your kid’s parent, is because all it takes is a Bama-story or two and even my friends that are parents are agreeing with me on this one. Hear me out and then let me know if you think I might be right about this, or if you think I need to get a hobby and stop paying so much attention to my dog…